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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !


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Posted - 03 January 2004 :  11:00:43 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ma is outside hanging up the laundry, when she hears Pa in the Kitchen.

Ma walks in and says ,"Pa , get out there and fix that there outhouse ."

Pa says , "All right Ma."

Pa walks out to the outhouse, looks at it , and says, " Ma, there ain't nothing wrong with this outhouse !"

Ma says , " Yes there is . Put your head down in the hole ."

Pa says , "I ain't putting my head in that there hole !"

Ma says , "Well your gonna have to if'n your gonna fix the problem !"

Pa puts his head down the hole (just a little bit mind ya ) and he hollers , "Ma, there ain't nothing wrong with this outhouse !"

Ma hollers , "Now pull your head out of the hole ."

Pa goes to lift up his head and says , Oww! Oww! Ma ! Ma , my beard's stuck in the crack in the seat !"

Ma says , "Aggravating , ain't it ??"



Pauline
Administrator & Miserable Old Fart !



United Kingdom
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Posted - 03 January 2004 :  11:36:45 PM  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Reading that reminded me of a true story about one of my cousins and the old 'outhouse' they used to have in Herefordshire when I was small. I think I might have told it to you before though, I can't remember for sure ( I yap so much I lose track ! )

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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !



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Posted - 04 January 2004 :  12:13:56 AM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Don't think I've heard it ,so please tell it again we miss your stories of the past .

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chatonline
THE BOSS



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Posted - 05 January 2004 :  12:24:49 AM  Show Profile Send chatonline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
NOW what ?

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