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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !

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Posted - 10 December 2003 :  10:35:38 AM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress .
One leaned over and said , "Life is so boring , we never have any fun anymore .
For £5 , I'd take my clothes off and streak through the stupid flower show !"

"You're on !" said the other old lady, holding up a £5 note .

As fast as she could , the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely naked streaked through the doors of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause .
The naked lady burst out through the doors surrounded by a cheering crowd .

" What happened?" asked her waiting friend .

" I won first prize as Best Dried Arrangement......"

Intermediate Member

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Posted - 10 December 2003 :  1:22:07 PM  Show Profile Send Rob a Private Message  Reply with Quote

BG, what on earth are you like???

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Posted - 11 December 2003 :  4:12:17 PM  Show Profile Send n/a/1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
HA HA HA HA..... breathe....

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Administrator & Miserable Old Fart !

United Kingdom
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Posted - 24 December 2003 :  9:12:38 PM  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I've only just got round to checking this Forum and now I have I wish I'd waited, because I'd just had my tea and now I've given myself flipping hiccups from laughing ! *
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !

4777 Posts

Posted - 24 December 2003 :  9:22:52 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oh No !!!! The big boss the Administrator is looking in

This is where I might get banned off the site when she reads some of my jokes .

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Posted - 22 January 2004 :  6:54:03 PM  Show Profile  Visit crazynance's Homepage Send crazynance a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Priceless BG!

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