Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress . One leaned over and said , "Life is so boring , we never have any fun anymore . For £5 , I'd take my clothes off and streak through the stupid flower show !"
"You're on !" said the other old lady, holding up a £5 note .
As fast as she could , the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely naked streaked through the doors of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause . The naked lady burst out through the doors surrounded by a cheering crowd .
" What happened?" asked her waiting friend .
" I won first prize as Best Dried Arrangement......"