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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !

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Posted - 24 January 2004 :  9:21:52 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
1. Don't imagine you can change a man- unless he's in diapers
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out ? Shut the door .
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there .
4. Never let your mans mind wander - it's too little to be out alone .
5. Go for younger men . You might as well - they never mature anyway .
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces , so that you can tell them apart .
7. Definition of a bachelor ,a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable .
8.Women don't make fools of men - most of them are do-it-yourself types .
9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it .
10. Love is blind - but marriage is an eye opener .
11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital .
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years .Even in biblical times men would not ask for directions .
13. If he asks what sort of books you are interested in , tell him chequebooks .
14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes ,it means that you laugh at his .
15. Sadly all men are created equal .


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Posted - 26 January 2004 :  7:58:43 PM  Show Profile Send n/a/1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nice ones BG!

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