When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. > The brain said, "I should be boss because I control the whole body's > responses and functions." > The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him > to where he wants to go." > The hands said, "We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn > all the money." > And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until > finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the > asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up > and refused to work. > Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet > twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. > Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the > motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss > just sat and passed out the shit! > Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a boss - any asshole will > do.
The Boss
Posted - 27 January 2004 : 4:25:53 PM
