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BigBrother
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Posted - 27 January 2004 :  4:25:53 PM  Show Profile  Send BigBrother a Yahoo! Message Send BigBrother a Private Message  Reply with Quote
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
> The brain said, "I should be boss because I control the whole body's
> responses and functions."
> The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him
> to where he wants to go."
> The hands said, "We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn
> all the money."
> And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until
> finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the
> asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up
> and refused to work.
> Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet
> twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
> Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the
> motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss
> just sat and passed out the shit!
> Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a boss - any asshole will
> do.


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Beacon Girl
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Posted - 27 January 2004 :  5:24:49 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
FOFL .Thats a real good one .

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Posted - 28 January 2004 :  08:39:05 AM  Show Profile Send n/a/1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oh so true!





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