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Pauline
Administrator & Miserable Old Fart !


United Kingdom
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Posted - 28 January 2004 :  6:02:24 PM  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Q) What do you call an Amish man on the side of the road, with his hand up a horse's ass?
A) A mechanic.


Pauline
Administrator & Miserable Old Fart !



United Kingdom
2967 Posts

Posted - 28 January 2004 :  6:32:46 PM  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Here's another one for you:-


"Death Wish"
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Three friends die in a car crash and find themselves waiting at the Gates of Heaven.
Before entering, they are each asked a question by St. Peter himself "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" he asks.
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children."
The last guy replies. "I would like to hear them say.... LOOK ! ! ! HE'S MOVING ! ! ! ! !"



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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !



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Posted - 28 January 2004 :  7:08:02 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Two good ones there ,nice to have something to laugh about in this freezing weather . BRrrrrrrrr .

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