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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !

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Posted - 29 January 2004 :  12:51:31 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
An elderly gentleman feared his wife was getting hard of hearing .
So he phoned to make an appointment for her to see the doctor to have her hearing checked .
The doctor made an appointment for her to have her hearing checked in two weeks ,but in the meantime told the husband to do some informal tests so the doctor could get some idea of the state of her problem .

The doctor told him to start of by standing 40 feet away from her and in normal conversational speaking tone see if she could hear him .
If not , go to 30 feet ,then 20 feet ,and so on until you get a response .

That evening the wife is in the kitchen cooking the dinner , and he is in the living room .
He says ," I'm about 40 feet away lets see what happens .
Then he asks , "Honey what's for dinner ?" No response .
So then he moved about 30 feet away from his wife and repeats ,"Whats for dinner ?" Still no response .
He moves into the dining room about 20 feet away from his wife and asks ."Honey what's for dinner ?".Again he gets no response .
So he walks to the kitchen door ,only 10 feet away. "Honey what's for dinner ?"
Again there is no response .
So he walks right up behind her . "Honey what's for dinner ?"
( I just love this !!)

"Damn it Earl, for the fifth time ,CHICKEN !!.

F ussy
Baileys Benefactor !

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Posted - 02 February 2004 :  1:13:35 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Liz is buckled-up with laughter,...because funnily enough,...I'm the 'deafy' in our house.
Ho! Ho! Ho!

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