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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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 Posted - 10 September 2003 : 5:29:22 PM
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What were Jesus' last words at the Last Supper ?
OK , all you guys who want to be in the picture , get to THIS side of the table ! "
Just a mild on to start LOL;-)
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Posted - 10 September 2003 : 5:33:33 PM
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I am sure they will hot up with time though BG ;-) LOL
Edited by - Mystery_Lady on 10 September 2003 5:34:19 PM |
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Moonraker
Senior Member
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Posted - 14 September 2003 : 12:15:06 PM
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A Polo Mint went into a bar and ordered a doublw whisky. He says to the barman "I am hot and hard, so watch yourself". Then a Cough Sweet came in and pushed the Polo, who ran into the toilet. When the polo came back the barman said, "I though you were hard?" "I am" said the polo, "But that cough sweet is menthol."
2 fish in a tank. one says to the other.
Can you drive this.
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Posted - 14 September 2003 : 3:11:47 PM
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LOL
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Gemini
Intermediate Member
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Posted - 14 September 2003 : 9:16:04 PM
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MR, i love the fish joke! i'll have to try & remember it for my mum, she will then try to tell it to my dad & mix the punch line up with a different joke probably, often this has its own hilarious results!
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Posted - 15 September 2003 : 12:19:12 AM
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An old couple were sitting on the porch one afternoon rocking in their rocking chairs.
All the sudden the old man reaches over and slaps his wife.
She says, "Well what was that for?"
He says, "Thats for 40 years of rotten sex!"
She doesn't reply and they start rocking again.
All the sudden the old lady reaches up and slaps her husband.
He says, "Well what was that for?"
She says, "That's for knowing the difference!"
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