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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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 Posted - 18 September 2003 : 8:44:30 PM
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There was this american tourist in Mexico ,and he was getting tired of walking around ,so he went to the donkey rental place and said ,"Can I rent a donkey .
The guy said , " We don't call them donkeys here , we call them asses . This is the only ass I have left and you have to scratch him when you want him to stop ."
The guy rides his ass for a while ,Sees a hot dog stand , and asks the vendor for a hot dog . The vendor replies , "We do not call them hotdogs here we call them wieners ."
Meanwhile his donkey is walking away ,so he goes up to another tourist and says , "Will you hold my wiener while I scratch my ass ?" .
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American in Mexico
