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Moonraker
Senior Member
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 Posted - 23 September 2003 : 2:22:06 PM
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What travels underground at 80 miles per hour?
A mole on a motorcycle.
What is Red, Green and Yellow. Weighs 40 tons and will kill you if it falls from a tree.?
A 40 ton parrott.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the Kings horses and all the Kings men,
had scrambled egg for breakfast again.
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BigBrother
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
531 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 2:27:20 PM
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haha
q. What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?
a. Warren
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Moonraker
Senior Member
1024 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 2:33:08 PM
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Hi BB,
I tried to copy a picture to my profile but just got a blank square. Can you help me?
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BigBrother
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
531 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 2:39:14 PM
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Whats the URL that you added to your Profile MR
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BigBrother
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
531 Posts |
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Moonraker
Senior Member
1024 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 2:44:59 PM
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Hi BB,
I tried to copy a picture from a web page on the following site.
You must be logged in to see this link.
If you can look at my profile and click the space for the picture you will get the whole page.
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BigBrother
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
531 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 2:51:10 PM
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No Probs, whats happend is you have given the website address.......and on that web site/web page you have a number of different pictures.
You have to specify the actual picture within that website/web page.
Easy, all you need to do is right click on any other the pictures and it will give you the full URL for that picture in a pop up box......just copy and paste that URL into the Picture box on your profiles page....
for example the pic of the pub is You must be logged in to see this link.
and the pic of the sign is You must be logged in to see this link.
and the Arkells pic is You must be logged in to see this link.
Let me know how you get on MR, regards BB
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BigBrother
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
531 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 3:03:39 PM
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Haha, well done MR, you have to sort BG out now....!!
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Moonraker
Senior Member
1024 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 3:05:04 PM
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EUREKA !!!!!!!!
Thanks m8. We did it between us.
May have to change it as it is not very effective.
Thanks a lot. It's hell being old and thick.
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BigBrother
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
531 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 3:11:51 PM
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Nothing to do with age or brains MR, its just something new for you, and something you have learned. I had to learn it and glad to pass what I know on.........you have to look for a nice pic for BG now!!!!
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Bob.
Devout Dipsomaniac & Technological TWIT !
2436 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 8:04:00 PM
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Whers yuors gome BB/'?Aal icam swe ysa redd croos
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2606 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 8:14:48 PM
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Bob what's yours?
I cant make it out!
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Bob.
Devout Dipsomaniac & Technological TWIT !
2436 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 8:26:30 PM
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Ts mee un muy Geermaan hayt drimking a pimt 
see/.? 
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2606 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 8:32:06 PM
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OH SO IT IS! Nice one Bob!
I think I need glasses.....
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
4777 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 8:46:00 PM
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Can't find a piccy to suit me, think i'll leave it blank ,as that is what I am most of the time 
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Posted - 23 September 2003 : 9:17:13 PM
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BG I saw a nice one for you where I got mine from.
It was 2 red roses growing and blooming.
Go on - treat yourself!
I bet you love red roses!
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
4777 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 9:42:57 PM
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ML where did you get your picture from ? I have looked at a few sites now but I just can't find a silly old bat .LOL 
Yes I do like red roses but I would not say they are quite me ,I am more like the thorns .
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Pauline
Administrator & Miserable Old Fart !
United Kingdom
2968 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 9:56:28 PM
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Sorry BG, I just couldn't resist it !
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Pauline
Administrator & Miserable Old Fart !
United Kingdom
2968 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 10:01:10 PM
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Mystery Lady, I can't see any picture at all on yours !
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
4777 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 10:01:53 PM
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FOFL
Clueless that is great I will stick with that ,as long as I don't have to do the flashing .
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Fluffy
New Member
67 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 10:47:21 PM
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LOL.I like it BG,that black and white striped outfit makes you look really thin!(Shame it makes your head look so big tho)
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BigBrother
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
531 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 11:07:48 PM
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Q. What's green and smells like pork?
A. Kermit's finger
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
4777 Posts |
Posted - 23 September 2003 : 11:23:32 PM
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OH MY!!! That's a crackling one .LOL 
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
4777 Posts |
Posted - 24 September 2003 : 12:44:12 AM
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Fluffy
Thanks for the compliment on how thin I look ,but yes shame about my head .
My perm has gone a bit frizzy and that orange rinse I had put in is a bit OTT . LOL
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Posted - 24 September 2003 : 10:02:13 AM
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Good one Clueless! BG I like it!!!
Clueless you should be able to see a waterfall as mine.
Oooh BB you are awful....but I like you! FOFL
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Silly Jokes
