A woman is standing by her desk at work when an office colleague comes up to her, he sniffs in the air and says "I love the smell of your hair". The woman gets very angry at this but thinks its best to keep quiet.
This situation goes on for 2 weeks, the same male colleague keeps walking up to her and saying "I love the smell of your hair!!" every day. Eventually the woman is so pissed off she decides to ring Human Resources and complain.
She tells the lady at HR that this guy keeps walking up to her and saying "I love the smell of your hair!" and that she wants to put in a complaint for sexual harrassment.The woman at HR says "whats wrong with that, surely you should take that as a compliment!" "No" says the woman, "you dont understand" "its keith the Midget"!!!!!!