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Bob.
Devout Dipsomaniac & Technological TWIT !
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 Posted - 17 September 2003 : 02:57:11 AM
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Amd hee wroot yt dowm soo I cuold semd ut tp yuo=-
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys." I promised my wife that I would be home by midnight.
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 3 A.M., drunk as a skunk,I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door,the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick witty solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,then said, 'Oh crap,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted." 
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Posted - 22 September 2003 : 12:26:37 AM
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I reckon I am married to a cuckoo! LOL
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Posted - 22 September 2003 : 12:35:33 AM
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A bloke stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his backswing.
Finally his exasperated partner asked, "what the hell is taking so long?" "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse,"he explained " So I want to make a perfect shot."
"Good lord!" his companion exlaimed.
"You don't have a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here."
Edited by - Mystery_Lady on 22 September 2003 12:38:50 AM |
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A littel byrd toold mee tihs ome
