Our local minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures made a few weeks ago. 
  The first Sunday, his sermon lasted 10 minutes. 
  The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. 
  But, on the third Sunday, he preached for an hour and a half. 
  I asked him about this.
  He then told me "well,  that first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
   The second Sunday, my dentures were still hurting a lot. 
  Now the third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures AND I COULDN'T STOP TALKING!"
   
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