Our local minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures made a few weeks ago.
The first Sunday, his sermon lasted 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday, he preached for an hour and a half.
I asked him about this.
He then told me "well, that first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
The second Sunday, my dentures were still hurting a lot.
Now the third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures AND I COULDN'T STOP TALKING!"
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