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Princess Di
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Posted - 16 September 2004 :  11:25:40 AM  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
He he I have been reading Pauline's page of Welsh jokes (very funny) So off I went looking for more and I found this. I think they are rather good.

Now that Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas has become firmly established in Hollywood, the Welsh film industry is to receive additional funding to step up production.

They are going to remake many well known films, but this time with a Welsh flavour.

The following are planned for release next year...

9 1/2 Leeks
Trefforest Gump
The Lost Boyos
An American Werewolf in Powys
Huw Dares Gwyneth
Dai Hard
The Wizard of Oswestry
Cool Hand Look-you
The Eagle has Llandudno
The Magnificent Severn
Haverfordwest Was Won
Austin Powys
The Magic Rhonddabout
Independence Dai
The Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch That Time Forgot
Seven Brides from Seven Sisters
Welsh Connection
Welsh Connection II
The Bridge on the River Wye
Lawrence of Llandybie
A Beautiful Mind-you
The Welsh Patient
The King and Mair


Live and Let Dai
A Fish Called Rhondda
Lawrence of Aberdare
Silence of the Lambs II
Swansea Confidential
The Merthyr Falcon
The Carmarthen Candidate
Last Tango in Caerphilly
Arsenic and Old Llanelli

and this opens up pop song rewrites

Sylvia's Merthyr
Mustn't Mumble
One fine Dai
Wonderful Baby, Boyo
Cwmman Everybody

and a resurgent group called ............................Abbadare


Beacon Girl
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Posted - 16 September 2004 :  2:56:21 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote

They are really funny .
They all sound just right too ,they roll easy of the tongue .
They are suppose to be opening some film studios in South Wales somewhere aren't they
Wonder will they be making any of the above films .LOL .If they do they should use Welsh actors and actresses only .

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Princess Di
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Posted - 16 September 2004 :  4:10:30 PM  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I think I have found the people for "Abbadare"


Yeah I could be your agent. LOL

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