He he I have been reading Pauline's page of Welsh jokes (very funny) So off I went looking for more and I found this. I think they are rather good.
Now that Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas has become firmly established in Hollywood, the Welsh film industry is to receive additional funding to step up production.
They are going to remake many well known films, but this time with a Welsh flavour.
The following are planned for release next year...
9 1/2 Leeks Trefforest Gump Cwmando The Lost Boyos An American Werewolf in Powys Huw Dares Gwyneth Dai Hard The Wizard of Oswestry Cool Hand Look-you The Eagle has Llandudno The Magnificent Severn Haverfordwest Was Won Austin Powys The Magic Rhonddabout Independence Dai The Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch That Time Forgot Seven Brides from Seven Sisters Welsh Connection Welsh Connection II The Bridge on the River Wye Lawrence of Llandybie A Beautiful Mind-you The Welsh Patient The King and Mair
Live and Let Dai A Fish Called Rhondda Lawrence of Aberdare Silence of the Lambs II Swansea Confidential The Merthyr Falcon The Carmarthen Candidate Last Tango in Caerphilly Arsenic and Old Llanelli Coalfinger
and this opens up pop song rewrites
Sylvia's Merthyr Mustn't Mumble One fine Dai Wonderful Baby, Boyo Cwmman Everybody
and a resurgent group called ............................Abbadare
They are really funny . They all sound just right too ,they roll easy of the tongue . They are suppose to be opening some film studios in South Wales somewhere aren't they Wonder will they be making any of the above films .LOL .If they do they should use Welsh actors and actresses only .