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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
4777 Posts |
 Posted - 03 October 2004 : 1:52:56 PM
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THINGY
Female:-Any part under a car bonnet .
Male:-The strap fastening on a womans bra .
REMOTE CONTROL
Female:-A device for changing from one TV channel to another .
Male:-A device for scanning through all the channels every 2 minutes .
VUNERABLE
Female:-Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another .
Male:-Riding a motorbike without a crash helmet .
COMMUNICATION
Female:-The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partener .
Male:-Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys .
COMMITMENT
Female:-A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male:-Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend .
ENTERTAINMENT
Female:- A good film, concert ,play or book .
Male:-Anything that can be done while drinking .
FLATULENCE
Female:-An embarrassing by-product of digestion .
Male:-An endless source of entertainment ,self expression and male bonding.
LOVE MAKING
Female:-The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male:-Call it what ever you want as long as we end up in bed .
LOL 
 
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