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 Posted - 26 November 2003 : 7:42:44 PM
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Daddy and the Lady from next door
Little Johnny rushed to greet his mother at the front door after she had been out of town all week visiting her relatives and said:
"Mummy, guess what? Well yesterday... right, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom... right, aaannd Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door. Then they took their clothes off and got into your bed and then Daddy got on top of her and ......"
The mother held up her hand and said:
"Not another word!!!!! Wait until your father gets home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me!"
The father came home from work expecting his dinner and the wife tells him that she has packed her bags and she's leaving him.
"But why?" croaked the husband.
"Go ahead, Johnny. Tell Daddy what you've just told me! Go on dont be shy - tell him!!!!"
"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you did, Mummy, with Uncle Bob."
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Rob
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Posted - 27 November 2003 : 6:10:14 PM
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Bob, how could you???  And there I was, thinking that you never left your barstool! 
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The lady next door
