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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !

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Posted - 21 January 2004 :  11:54:29 AM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I was thinking of how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on .
I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door opener .

You know I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realised that people didn't like me anyway .

I was thinking that women should put pictures of their missing husbands on beer cans !!.

I was thinking about old age and decided it is when you still feel on the ball but are just too lazy to bounce it .

I thought of making a fitness movie for folks my age and calling it , "Pumping Rust ".

I have got that dreaded furniture disease....that's when your chest is falling into your drawers !.

You know when people see a cat litter box ,they always say , " OH , have you got a cat ?"
Just once I want to say , " No , it's just for company ! "


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Posted - 23 January 2004 :  12:53:05 AM  Show Profile Send n/a/1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yes that furniture disease........

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