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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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 Posted - 21 January 2004 : 11:54:29 AM
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I was thinking of how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on .
I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door opener .
You know I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realised that people didn't like me anyway .
I was thinking that women should put pictures of their missing husbands on beer cans !!.
I was thinking about old age and decided it is when you still feel on the ball but are just too lazy to bounce it .
I thought of making a fitness movie for folks my age and calling it , "Pumping Rust ".
I have got that dreaded furniture disease....that's when your chest is falling into your drawers !.
You know when people see a cat litter box ,they always say , " OH , have you got a cat ?"
Just once I want to say , " No , it's just for company ! "
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The Ramblings of a Tired Mind .
